L'Arc en Ciel fan-fiction .::Fleabag::.

Episode 1
A Vacation in the Snow.

Snowflakes fell one after the other. Graciously, like small cotton flowers dancing on the air. Suspended briefly, and seconds later suddenly drifting away by an unexpected gust, in an incessant parade of twin, frozen, dancing and cold mirages of white. It was wintertime, and the best place to be for winter vacation in Japan was Hokkaido, the northern part of the country.
Tetsu and Hyde had decided to take a holiday in order to rest from the extenuating tour that had just ended.
As a matter of fact, this was also an opportunity to be alone together, something they missed during the whole tour. This escapade was short, indeed, but the best excuse for a romantic adventure for both lovers.

Hyde dropped himself on the white slope, taking off his skis. He grinned and looked around at the landscape behind his oversized skiing sunglasses that shone iridescent before the reflection of the sun on the snow.
"Tet-chan is so silly... Why would he stay at the bungalow when nature out here is so wonderful?!" He said to himself and sighed.
"Ah... never mind... now I'll be going back to him and sure he will be waiting for me... hehehehe... with hot chocolate and cookies... yummy... He'll be waiting for me like a sweet wife... hehehehe..." Hyde smiled himself silly, watching his daydream parade before his eyes.

"Ah! Anata! I was so worried... I've been waiting for you!" Tetsu said. His hair was long like years ago, and he had done it up in an adorable ponytail, in addition to that, he was wearing a kitchen apron with a pattern of super-deformed bats.
An amazingly tall and hunky Hyde entered the bungalow smiling, took Tetsu by the waist and kissed him.
"Tadaima, koishii."
"I made you hot chocolate, anata." Housewife Tetsu whispered blushing and closed his eyes tilting his head to the right. Immediately, Hyde kissed him.

"Wahh... sugoi..." Hyde sighed and accidentally pressed the tip of his skis with his boots, causing them to spring up and hit him on his forehead.
"Uh... uh..." Hyde automatically rubbed the bump. "I'm seeing strange colors..."
"See? Stay away from ditz like that guy..." A young man nearby commented at his girlfriend while trying to give her skiing lessons.
"Idiot!" Hyde fumed. "I'm not a ditz! It was an accident!" He rapidly stood up, and accidentally stepped on the skis again, causing them to hit him on his head yet another time.
"Ouch!"
"See what I mean?" Hyde heard the young man say.
"I hope an avalanche falls upon you two... mega-jerks!" Hyde protested in silence, and taking his skis furiously, he walked away.

"Ne... My dream was so much better than bitter reality... Cuz in my dream everything was great, and I was not surrounded by morons..." Hyde mumbled while walking up the snowed slope towards the bungalow he and Tetsu had rented for a well-deserved vacation... and romantic retreat.

"Ah... Tet-chan will sure be waiting for me with hot chocolate, cookies... and lots of love... hehehehe... the very pervert..." Hyde chuckled as he walked with effort. "OK, I'll eat everything, and go for the perverted things... to show gratitude... hehehehe."
Hyde laughed aloud and struggled to walk up in the snow. "I'm gonna make you warm, Tet-chan... I'm gonna melt the snow! I'll bring in the summer, man!" He kept laughing louder and climbing up. "You just keep that chocolate ready, cuz I'm coming, cute-boy!"

Housewife Tetsu was scooped by Hyde's now powerful arms and taken to bed.
"Oh! Anata! You are so strong!"
"Yeah... I am. I'm good looking and strong, and I'm also horny..."

Hyde's dream was interrupted when he slipped on a hidden stone and fell on his face to the snow.
"Kuso!" Hyde got up and gathered his scattered belongings. "Stupid stone! Getting in my way to hot chocolate and sex!" He tried to kick the stone, but it was too big and he hurt his foot.
"Kyaa!! Kuso!! Kuso!!" Hyde cursed repeatedly in a painful voice and sat on the ground to rub his sore foot. The cold made it hurt even more.
"OK. So, maybe I'm not the big, hunky guy in my dreams..." He said looking around. "...Nor is Tetsu the sweet, innocent housewife... so... maybe... just maybe..." He sobbed. "I'm gonna cry in pain here, cuz it doesn't matter after all... and there is nobody around to see 'Laruku no Haido' crying..." He began to cry while rubbing his foot. "This fucking thing hurts so much!!"
Half an hour later, Hyde resumed his walk towards the bungalow.
"Ne... Tet-chan better have my hot chocolate ready... yeah... cuz I'm starving for chocolate... and sex, of course. He also better be ready for the sex part."

A few minutes later, Hyde arrived into the bungalow. He left his skiing garments outside and tried to open the door, which was opened before he could touch the knob.
"My mind powers are getting better..." Hyde commented to himself startled, and watched the puzzled shape standing in front of him.
"Doiha-chan!" Tetsu exclaimed.
"Yup. Tadaima. Where's the chocolate...? Sex comes after that."
"Huh?"
"Chocolate. Sex. In that sequence, man."
"Oh, no! Your brains are frozen!" Tetsu exclaimed in horror.
"What? Let me in, you are in the way, and I want the chocolate. And the sex, of course, but after the chocolate."
"Haido! This is terrible! Your brain really froze!" Tetsu insisted and grabbing him by the shoulders he mildly shook Hyde.
"Nothing froze! But it will, if you don't let me in!"
"Uh... oh, yeah, come in. By the way, I'm going out."
"Uh... OK. So, I'll wait for sex till you come back, meanwhile, I'll entertain myself with the chocolate. Don't take long or I'll start the sex by myself." Hyde shrugged.
"What are you talking about?" Tetsu followed Hyde inside the bungalow puzzled.
"Where's the chocolate?" Hyde asked.
"What chocolate, Doiha-chan?"
"My chocolate. You were supposed to wait for me with hot chocolate..."
"Huh? Where is that written?"
"Uh... Tet-chan..." Hyde began cautiously. "Don't tell me you didn't make the chocolate!!!!" He went on yelling in fury.
"I know I'm repeating myself here, Haido, but... What are you talking about? I didn't make any chocolate, I dunno how to do it." Tetsu shrugged.
"Huh? You don't know how to... Oh, my... this beats me..." Hyde dropped himself onto a soft couch. "You suck as a housewife, Tet-chan."
"Huh? I'm not a housewife. Ne... Doiha-chan... Try not to go skiing for such long periods, ya know? It's bad for your mental health..." Tetsu shrugged and opened the bungalow door.
"Where ya going?! If there is no chocolate, at least give me the sex! And don't tell me you don't know how to do that, cuz I know you do!"
"Uh... I'm going shopping downtown... yeah, I'll get you a doctor too..."
"Tet-chan! Shopping? This is vacation for both of us! It's supposed to be a romantic vacation... That means, chocolate and sex are OK. Shopping is not."
"Wanna come with me for shopping and chocolate, Doiha-chan?"
"You think you're gonna buy me? You think I'm that easy? You think I'm a child?"
"Yeah..."
"Uh... OK. You win, cuz you gave me a straight answer... but only for this time." Hyde retorted and reluctantly walked out with Tetsu.