Episode 3
Kissing Hyde

The day went by among Hyde's protests, and Tetsu's happiness to have a dog. And when the sun set over the mountains, the slim bassist cuddled the little puppy to sleep and put it on its new bed.
Hyde went to sleep in annoyance, and even if Tetsu tried to cheer him up, he groaned and tucked himself in bed to sleep.

But at around four in the morning...

"Ne... Tet-chan..." Hyde suddenly said irritated.
"Huh?" Tetsu answered half-asleep.
"Your dog is sleeping on the bed..."
"Yeah... He was crying so I brought him with us." Tetsu said and turned to go back to sleep.
"It's disgusting..."
"Fine. Go to sleep on the sofa."
"What?! I hope you're talking to the dog!"
"Haido, go to sleep on the sofa."
"Tet-chan!!"
"You are so picky, Haido! Everything annoys you!"
"Well, you see... This was supposed to be a romantic vacation after the tour... and just when I am ready to jump on you and lure you into sex, I get an unexpected audience... dog audience."
"Uh... Cutie saved me from your clutches. I'm glad I found him. Now I'm tired, Haido, go to sleep."
"OK. You are tired? How funny... I'm horny..." Hyde snapped angrily and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Haido!"
"Ne... The dog doesn't understand! Don't be so embarrassed!"
"You are horny, Haido?" Tetsu suddenly turned and looked at Hyde fiercely.
"Oh, yeah, baby..." Hyde smirked sheepishly.
"Then, jerk off, and let me sleep!" Tetsu turned back and pulled the bed covers over his head.
"Uh... In front of the dog?"
"Do as you please!" Tetsu yelled irritated.
"Uh... The dog might catch a bad habit..." Hyde observed.
"Haido!! Let me sleep!!"
"Oh, whatever... this stupid vacation just sucks... no chocolate, no sex, and on top of it all, a flea-bag on the bed!"
"I... I just can't believe you are so heartless, Haido. The poor pup is lonely and he needs love and attention..."
"I need love and attention too..."
"Haido..."
"A quickie, at least... please?"
"Haido..."
"I'll take Satan to the other room..."
"Haido...!"
"... and pump up the music so it doesn't hear us moan..."
"Haido!!!"
"Listen to me, baka! Give it to me now or I'll deny you of sex for a month!"
"You can't do that."
"Why not? You think you own me? Huh?" Hyde protested shaking Tetsu, who remained stubbornly covered with the sheets and bedspread.
"Nah. I know you just can't stand it. You won't stand it for over 48 hours..."
"Wanna bet?"
"OK. This is the bet. If I win, I keep the dog. If you win, I give the dog to someone."
"Whom?"
"You."
"Yeah, right..." Hyde sighed and looked away.
"Don't worry. You can't win."
"I will win! But the bet will be: If I win, our vacation gets extended and the dog gets sent somewhere far. If you win... uh... you can keep the dog and have sex with me..."
"What kind of a bet is that?!" Tetsu protested chuckling against the pillow.
"You don't want the dog?"
"Either way, you always get sex!"
"Yeah... I like to go for safe stuff..." Hyde replied nodding.
"Whatever. I'm tired, I wanna sleep."
"Fine! Sleep. I'll entertain myself! Baka! And the bet is through!"

Half an hour later...

"Tet-chan..."
"What now?!" Tetsu screamed irritated.
"Uh... Please...?"
"Haido, I told you I'm tired!!"
"Ne... I already jerked off, but I'm still in the mood..." Hyde said in a pitiful voice.
"Listen to me carefully, you brat...!" Tetsu yelled and propped himself up. "If you keep this attitude, I'm pushing you outside and leaving you to sleep on the snow!"
"Tet-chan! How cruel! You treat the dog like a treasure and you treat me like shit!" Hyde wailed.
"Haido..." Tetsu lowered his head feeling guilty. "Listen, baby... I love you. I like you and I want you, you make me horny and all the stuff you want to hear... but right now, I'm tired. I really need some sleep. I promise you we're gonna turn very romantic in the morning, now... just... please, try to sleep. Will you?"
"Tet-chan... I love you, I wanna make love, I really love you, I've been wanting to since earlier... come on... I'm not that ugly... even if I'm not a flea-bag..." Hyde pleaded.
"Doiha-chan, you know you are gorgeous. You know I love you too, you know you turn me on... just... please, be a nice guy, I'm tired..."
"I'll let you do anything you want..."
"In the morning, Haido..."
"Can I cuddle up with you? At least..."
"Yes, you can." Tetsu smiled at him and held him in his arms.
"Thank you..."
"My pleasure, baby."

At around eleven in the morning...

"Kyahhhhhhh!!!" Hyde screamed on top of his lungs and startled Tetsu violently awake.
"Kyahh! Haido!! You just took ten years of my life with that yell!!" Tetsu stayed sitting on the bed, panting from the fright.
"I just kissed the dog!!!" Hyde exclaimed in horror.
"Huh? You are that desperate?" Tetsu asked raising en eyebrow and looking at Hyde in amazement.
"Baka! I thought it was you!! I thought you were gonna fulfill your promise of sex in the morning!!"
"Uh... and then you say I don't see shit..." Tetsu shook his head and sighed amused.
"That perverted dog was licking my face and I kissed it!!"
"Hahahaha!!" Tetsu laughed heartily. "Such a pity I couldn't see that!!"
"Baka!! Your fucking dog is a pervert!"
"You are the pervert! You kissed him!"
"No! It was a mistake!" Hyde protested.
"Haido kissed a dog! Haido kissed a dog!" Tetsu couldn't stop laughing.
"Oii!! Tet-chan no baka! I didn't intend to kiss the fucking dog!"
"But you did!! Hentai!! Zoophilic hentai!"
"Shut up! Idiot! And get rid of the dog!"
"Of course not! I plan to keep him. He will be my friend and keep me company..."
"Ne... Listen to me, you biggest jerk this side of the planet! I am the one to keep you company, be your best friend, be your lover, and suck your dick... Nobody else. No matter if it's human or dog... You got that?!" Hyde yelled irritated.
"Ne... How foul mouthed you are, Haido..."
"Yeah! I am! Especially when I get mad!"
"I don't like that, Haido..."
"Well, get rid of that beast and you'll see how nice I can be! I'll speak like a poet!"
"I won't. You'll have to learn a lesson in sharing."
"Sharing!? My balls! I'm not sharing you!"
"You are such a wagamama..." (selfish person)
"You know what?" Hyde threatened him and got out of the bed. "I'm going downtown. I'm gonna find out whose dog this is. And once I do, I'll force you to return it!"
"Whatever. Since you will fail." Tetsu shrugged and picked up the dog.
"And get yourself your own breakfast!" Hyde added yelling as he walked out of the bedroom.
"Cool. I'll make chocolate for Cutie and me..."
"Huh?" Hyde walked back into the bedroom. "You said yesterday you dunno how to make chocolate..."
"Ne... I lied. And I bought instant chocolate, by the way. Oh, but go downtown, I know that won't hold you up here..."

Half an hour later.
"You think I stayed only for the chocolate? Huh?!" Hyde protested while eating cookies and guzzling the hot chocolate.
"Yeah..." Tetsu nodded while giving the dog a cookie.
"You are wrong! You can't manipulate me with food!" Hyde raised his voice while pointing at Tetsu.
"Haido... Catch it!" Tetsu said and threw a cookie at Hyde. Hyde caught it right away with his right hand and began eating it.
"I rest my case..." Tetsu shrugged and smiled.
"Baka..." Hyde munched on his food and stared at Tetsu sternly.
"Cutie will do us both quite good..."
"I wonder how..." Hyde commented bitterly.
"To me he will be a good company. And to you, he will be the chance to learn how to be less selfish."
"I'm not selfish. You are totally neglecting me... You promised me sex in the morning and nothing happened."
"Well, you said you wanted to go downtown."
"Yeah... and you didn't stop me."
"Well, man... make up your mind already..." Tetsu shrugged and sipped his hot chocolate.
"I'll find something that annoys you and I'll do it!"
"Most everything you do is annoying... like smoking, yelling, cursing..." Tetsu shrugged. "I'm used to it."
"Enough! I'm going downtown. Say goodbye to your doggy!" Hyde snapped and got up from the table. He grabbed his coat violently, put on a scarf, snow boots and a wool hat and he walked out of the bungalow fuming.
"Ne... Don't worry, Cutie... Haido-mama will be back soon." Tetsu said petting the dog's head.
A couple minutes later, Hyde entered the bungalow again.
"Well... never thought this soon..." Tetsu said looking at him.
"I forgot the car keys." Hyde snapped, took the keys and left again.
"Ah... There he goes... so flustered and pissed... Jealous guy..." Tetsu commented sipping from his chocolate and shaking his head softly.

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